Category: Let's talk
Welcome to Harry Potter Fanatics Anonymous
$0.00 - $10.00: Normal
$11.00 - $30.00: Hooked
$31.00 - $60.00: Fanatic
$61.00 - $100.00: Spell-bound
$101.00 - $>: Need professional help
Has your dabbling in the HP series gotten out of control? Has your life become completely absorbed by these books? Has your fanaticism ruined your life? If so, don't worry! Raskolnikov is here to help. My friends, my poor, poor little fellow zoners, it's going to be okay. This is a place where you can come to confess and share your addiction; let your experience with this spell be informative for those thinking of dabbling in the HP series. Your input may save someone's money and mind. This is an environment where you can vent your frustrations, your regrets, your struggles, and whatever else your fellow zoners may need to know. Don't be ashamed, everything wil be okay. Your anger toward J.K. Rowling is not healthy, so feel free to let loose here, and if you still love her, then go right ahead and vent your anger toward me.
Wishing freedom for you all...
Your Friend Raskolnikov
Lol! This made me laugh. I'd say I'm hooked, but not much more than that. :) Good job Rascolnicov. You can be a psychiatrist I'm sure. Your clients will be addicted to you. :)
All you so-called men oughta be ashamed of yourselves! Here we have a woman, Firebolt, brave enough to confess her problem with the HP series, and not one man has come forward to speak a word of his problem.
Firebolt, you poor thing, the witch robbed you of money and has gotten you hooked on her poison. Run, run now while you can still reason, save your mind from the spell! Don't be suckered in by the craft of this most cunning profitess.
I need professional help LOL but I don't care! I love HP!